Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.

A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!

by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021

Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016

tear down face

To be pissed and angry, the angry emoji 😡

Kyle: This is my tear down face

by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021

buffalo tears

it's basically fake tears, and it's most likely used by drama queens.

billy: oh god, emma's crying buffalo tears again..

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 26, 2022

gag tears

When someone tears up from gagging on a dick

“Her make up was running from gag tears”

by Discoverygirl February 28, 2019

White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022