GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis

Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.

by MorbusX February 24, 2013

Smash bro

A guy you have sex with just for fun. Mostly used in gay community.

He is my smash bro, we are not really in a serious relationship

by The real smashman July 26, 2019

Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.

"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

Smash Head

The act of playing Super Smash bros since it came out in 2001...excluding SSBB

Hey Billy, stop playing Smash bros, Your a fucking Smash Head

:DDD

by Torrian B May 29, 2008

Hulk Smash

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR"

"Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me"

by Franman... June 9, 2011

Atomic Smash

The act of wrapping your legs around the top of a bathroom stall and taking a shit. When the shit falls out of your ass and into the toilet it makes an "Atomic Smash"

I'd hate to be the janitor cause I just did an atomic smash in there.

by dr alph January 26, 2011

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008