Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simon

Evil person

Oh he's a Simon, stay away from him

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon

Gets around.

Simon=Oh you dirty dog.

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

Simon the Digger

Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.

Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*

by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025

six simon

six simon

six simon is like six sevennn

by pimpedoutsen October 16, 2025

C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.

“Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025

The Simone Biles Trick

You rub your hands together with chalk and then do a triple layer flip while your man is sitting in a chair and you flip as high as you can then sit on his face.

“I did the Simone Biles Trick on my boyfriend and we’ve done it every night since!”

by Red_Velvet99 November 11, 2025