Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

seal44

seal44 is a northern weddell seal pronounced sealfourfour but with a ty at the end

hop on rust seal44

by seal44 June 17, 2025

Samalamadodo

Stupid monkey fucking idiot that doesn't know how to speaking fucking English, faggot bitch

You're actually just fucking samalamadodo

by Mint0405 October 25, 2025

Sealark

A animal species that it also related to a person

I saw a sealark the other day by the shore and I loved how he looked.

by Martha shanabelle November 26, 2025

Samaliland

This is quite interesting, a country which exists independently but is not recognized.

The first ia a great independent travel journalist mini-doc and the second is higher budget African news service. Mini-doc probably in part for tourism industry which is still developing.

50 days in African country that doesn't exist on a map (yes theory)
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Samaliland; The African country that doesn't actually exist (africa revealed)
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Samaliland; The African country that doesn't actually exist.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

Seal

Promethazine/codeine is a prescription combination medication used for the short-term relief of cough and upper respiratory symptoms caused by allergies or the common cold.

Finna go buy a seal from the plug

by 1of1 ask somebody January 2, 2026

Sealplay

where one guy lays on the bed like a seal and slaps his belly then the other “feeds the seal” using his dih and then the seal chews and bites on the dih like a fish, additional items can be included like seal masks and fish covers (for the feeders “part). mainly a homosexual act, but it can be heterosexual if the seal is exclusively the female and the feeder is a male

“Yo me and elijah tried sealplay yesterday, we really liked it! He was the feeder of course.”

by bites13 January 22, 2026