5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018

second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.

my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004

second hand drink

A beer or mixed drink that someone has walked off and left from a bar or a party.

1. Dean must be really drunk. He is drinking that second hand drink. Someone probably spit or pissed in it and is watching somewhere laughing.

2. That second hand drink has a cigarette butt in it. Do you dare me to drink it anyway?

by second hand drinker July 30, 2009

2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly

"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."

by Thob October 4, 2009

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

second-level drop

1.) Seeing someone looking at a girl's butt.

2.) When your eye's sink below the horizon of a girl's body.

3.) When you look at a girl's butt.

Dude... your second-level drop is so noticeable.

Hot chick! Second-level drop, OH YEAH!

Come on man, that was a guy and you made a second-level drop? Give me a break!

4/12/11 - birth of "second-level drop"

by TheRealPandaSwag May 10, 2011