San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy

Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.

by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024

Algerian santa

Algerian santa is a person who, on december 21st, beats kids with a crowbar and steals your shoes

Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit

by Dick ass bitch fag March 20, 2020

Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks

S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”

by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021

Santa

A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.

Child- Is Santa coming?
Father- Yea

by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018