porn friend

A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.
whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.
by nsh1212 March 9, 2008
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downie porn

Erotic materials featuring stars blessed with certain disabilities (see downie,spacca)... Hard to find even on the vast world wide web
Charlie could only get off to watching downie porn.

Jimmy thought he was scoring with Kel until she found the downie porn under his bed.
by andostura September 7, 2008
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CGI Porn

1. The excessive use of CGI (Computer Generated Images) in a poorly written film, generally with dizzying special visual effects.

2. The garish bastardization of Maya; using a highly revered and sophisticated program on a simple and cheesy movie to boost profit (sometimes from excitable children).
At the premier of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith everyone was excited, but after the "has love blinded you" scene along with the numerous transitions of spaceships landing, a fan dressed as a Jedi screamed "What the fuck with the CGI Porn, Lucas?"
by OddEdges February 12, 2006
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porn vortex

A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.
by b0ng April 3, 2003
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Porn Sick

Typically a man that is so obsessed with porn that he has a distorted view of sex. A porn sick man will watch violent porn or fetish porn thinking it's how women want to be treated not realizing it's a fantasy where porn actresses are getting paid to be treated this way and is not reflective on most women. Will turn more sexist as time goes on.

A porn sick man may also end up watching hentai porn filled with traps and lesbians. While he is masturbating suddenly becomes confused about his gender. A Porn sick married man no longer pays attention to his wife and is obsessed with watching porn. He will excuse his own behavior by blaming his wife. Society caters to this conditioning and kids looking up their parent's browsing habits stumble on porn too.

Porn sickness also affects women that watch porn to see what is expected of them and they are being tricked into believing abuse is just naturally apart of sex.
He's too porn sick to enjoy actual sex.
He's too porn sick to know the difference between reality and fantasy.
He's too porn sick to realize he's being brainwashed and that's not how women actually want to be treated.
She's too porn sick to realize you can have sex without violent abuse.
by No More MRA BS November 2, 2018
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Food Porn

Noun.
Food Porn is any type of media that shows exceptionally delicious food. It is displayed in such a way that just the way it is spread out, or how the light hits it, leaves the observer going:

"Ohmygod. Get in me, but don't make me fat."
Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it.
by foodpornographer June 23, 2012
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nerd porn

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product
"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003
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