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The Scarlet Pimpinel

A late-18th-century "double life" dude who pretended to be just a faceless British aristocrat, but in reality would secretly go around treating people's illnesses with herbal remedies, rather than the mainstream "drugs and surgery" methods.
Baroness Orczy always looked quite good, so perhaps she herself was treated by The Scarlet Pimpinel; maybe she even wrote the book about him as a gratitude gesture for his helping to keep her in good health.
by QuacksO August 18, 2024
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Insult meaning you’re a small, irritating, pus-filled nothingburger in the grand scheme, like an unwanted zit nobody asked for.

Coined from the viral “you’re not that guy pal” grocery store clip.

Used to demean someone as irrelevant and gross.
“You little pimple on the left—pop off somewhere else.”
“This dude acting tough? Nah, just like a pimple on the leftsqueeze it and move on.”
by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026
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Pimplepuff girls
Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
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Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
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Why does bok choy have so many pimples
by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021
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