stinky penguin

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.

I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night

by flatmonkey December 23, 2013

Club Penguin Journey

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2023 based on the game's AS2 (middle) era, from 2007-2012. The game was abruptly shut down in September 2024 before returning the following month. Unlike most other revivals, the game is not housed in a downloadable client and is purely browser-based just like the original game.

I tried Club Penguin Journey once but couldn't get into it as someone who grew up with AS3 Club Penguin.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024

Penguinful

Lots of penguin stuff around you. Penguin-texts, emails, jokes. Behaving silly to make you best penguin-friend to laugh. Pretend you are invincible to make her/him confident. Strenght to face the life, willing to live. Sense found in a senseless world. Believing life if good and sun is shining when outside is a big storm. Hope, happiness, concentration. In superheroes excess of superpowers. Ant. Penguinless

Superman is behaving penguinful lately about Wonderwoman.

by BertrandRussell May 25, 2010

slingshotting penguins

see punch the walrus

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion

Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020