square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 20, 2008

Square, the evil corporation

SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.

Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?

by Connect the Dots April 28, 2005

square the block

Go away.

Hey bro square the block I'm trying to get at this girl.

by Diamondeyes89 April 02, 2017

Square up

“Square up” is a way of saying to stop being a pussy or to man the fuck up. This slang is normally used by tough as shit gangsters as a way to call their fellow gangster a pussy.

Gangster 1: No fuckin way I’m doing that shit nigga.
Gangster 2: Square up bitch we still gonna do this!!
Gangster 1: Calling me a pussy bitch? You Betta watch your back!

by InPoteex877 November 01, 2019

foody square

British slang for "sandwiches"

Oi mate, I'll trade you my ham foody square for you Bologna foody square

by Gorbachev the snake July 15, 2015

Deptford square dance

After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.

The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.

by Modern Loafers October 22, 2006

square ball jazz

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.

he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!

by darlinggolightly May 03, 2011