beer glasses

When someone sees something they way they'd like to be while drunk.

Mara sleep with Jordan because she had her beer glasses on after the party.

by Sight seeker July 04, 2014

glass hands

An insult meaning that they are so angry at their own self image that they become enraged at the mirror and try to strangle their reflection - smashing the mirror which gets glass in their hands. A last name can be added on to the end of glass hands to create a nick name - which is the usual way the insult is used.

Yeah, Glass Hands Cook is a right twat!

by Toe-Rag April 28, 2016

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush September 07, 2008

glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 16, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck August 07, 2008

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.

by Talking Goat June 20, 2003

Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.

My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021