mike jones

a guy who cant rap and got famous simply on a few good beats

that damn mike jones is so retarded he has to say things seven times in a row

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

Mike Wang

To correct an insignificant grammar error

"Yo your lookin like the bees knees right naw"
"I believe you meant to say 'you're'"
"Homes, Why ya have to Mike Wang me all the time?"

by Nigel6969420 December 8, 2014

mike & ike

A word used by people to (hide) the (word) (ciggerettes) so others wouldn't (find out) f.e (parents).

Yo when ypu go to the liquor store, can u get me some mike & ikes please.

by ketalemanet July 10, 2011

mike jones

a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.

John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack

by westside fo life August 14, 2006

Mike The Spike

Mike here is a pedophile who preys on young females of the ages 11 to 18. Most recently it has been discovered that he also has a thing for almost 40 year old women with big boobs. And if you didn’t know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, therefore a certain daughter may have certain traits of their mother. Some may also consider a Mike The Spike to be a so called Brent. Brent’s aren’t that much better. They like girls for like 2 days and then they decide they’re gross.

Yo did you see mIkE tHe SpIKe? He’s so gross dude ;)))

by yah boy jeremy February 8, 2019

Mike Karwaski

Everything you wish you could be, he is the man with the game the gat and the bread

"damn I wish i could be a mike karwaski"

by the moran from san feriro February 24, 2009

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.

Mike is hot. plain and simple.

ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...

by Alison July 6, 2004