Liberal News Media

A mythical boogeyman trotted out by Right wing *think* tanks, Republican politicians, and others who continue to champion failed policies and ideologies, despite their empirically proven ineffectiveness

A straw man used by Republicans in an attempt to rationalize their repudiation by the American voting public

A tool for mitigating the cognitive dissonance experienced by those who claim to represent “American Values,” yet are rejected by the actual American people. See also “Real America”

Boy, it’s a good thing the Liberal News Media relentlessly investigated those false claims of WMDs’ isn’t it? Otherwise, hundreds of thousands of people would have died needlessly and we would have been stuck in a hellish war for at least a decade!

by roadscrawler April 29, 2009

Trans-Liberal

A communist or a jihadi who hates liberty but publicly identifies as a liberal

A trans-liberal
• Murders political rivals to win elections, but whines about "loss of democracy" after losing elections.
• Supports religious laws in the interest of "secularism".

by Bengal Hippo July 13, 2023

Liberal steam engine

When a group of liberals buutt fuck each other in a line.

Hey chris look our managers are doing a liberal steam engine!

by Sweet T nasty December 30, 2020

Animal Liberation Flag

A Black, White, and Green way for vegans to tell you they're vegan without even opening their mouths.

my vegan friend: We must end the oppressive ideologies and practices of speciesism and carnism!

me: We know, Karla, we saw your Animal Liberation Flag patch

by shumwaycatlover September 4, 2022

Animal Liberation Month

Celebrated in September, it's a month for animal rights activism. It's a time to celebrate non-human animals, and challenge Speciesism, Carnism, and Human Supremacy.

My friend became a vegan during Animal Liberation Month, now she organizes an animal rights protest every September!

by theBiolizard September 9, 2022

Yee Yee Liberal

A liberal that grew up in the country. This liberal will tend to fish and hunt, and is usually pro-gun, but also pro-choice. Yee Yee!!

Alyssa: "Did you see that Elise wore that Biden shirt to school?? I thought she was pro-guns?"
Cameron: "She's one of those Yee Yee Liberals"

by Bidensballs April 28, 2021

left click liberal

Someone who is secretly a republican, but is VERY liberal online.

Hey, bro.. you hook up with that left click liberal yet?

by zee_meister April 18, 2017