Law of Thermoscrewing

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.

Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.

by sneer13 November 5, 2009

Dudas' Law

Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.

"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."

"How big are her tits?"

"Huge."

"I'll give her a call."

"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."

by Frisbee Mcmanguydude February 11, 2014

Homer's Law

A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.

I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!

by CorporateShadow December 27, 2011

Vytra's Law

The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.

You keep making so many furry memes. I'm afraid Vytra's Law has been invoked.

by Vytra February 21, 2019

Luke Law

A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual

That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT

by T_dono09 March 17, 2019

Inverse Law

The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.

Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)

Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.

4 / .6 = 6.667

You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.

by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010

Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009