Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

Jerry

A beginner or an amateur skier/snowboarder who’s out of their depth. The chairlift is their biggest nightmare. They’re typically more concerned with the aesthetics of skiing, sporting gear with price tags that usually far outweigh their skillset. They’ll refrain from asking for the easiest way down the mountain until reaching the top of the chairlift, only to traverse in a pizza or edge slide their way all the way back to the lodge where they will proceed to get insatiably hammered before hitting the slopes once more.

“You’re improving a lot, but you still kinda ride like a Jerry. Don’t worry, we all did at some point!”

by OfficeLord June 4, 2024

Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024

Jerried

To have the best performance in a game despite being on the losing team. As per Jerry West, the only NBA player to win Finals MVP but lose the championship.

John: Those guys were fucking ass, except for Griffin. Griffin definitely Jerried that game.

by Kyroka June 25, 2024

Dirty Jerry

When the pile of blankets in your friends room, whos name is jerry, is dirty.

"dirty jerry" (upsettingly)

by Jerry (dirty jerry) June 30, 2024

Jerry

It is another word to define shitting in your pants

"thank god, I went to the toilet. I almost pulled a Jerry"

by Nevno23 July 7, 2024

Jerry pinger

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.

Oi bilson you hear that?

Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.

Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025