June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!

Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011

Ginger Jail

Slang term for a whiskey and ginger ale.

You gonna get the cops called on you if you keep drinking these ginger jails so fast

by LargestLionEver July 19, 2015

finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.

Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.

by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015

retard jail

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016

ps4 jailbreak

Non-existant.

when we get ps4 jailbreak? i want pirate Hyperdimension Neptunia

by lennyface December 22, 2016

Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017

booty jail

The state of getting a penis stuck inside and asshole. When you switch out lube for super glue.

“Damn dude my girl and I fucked up and had me stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”

by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018