dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
by your mom gave me japanese rain November 26, 2010

Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.
by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010

God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
by DBCdestroyers September 19, 2011

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.
Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa
by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

When you horribly reject your ex boyfriend over text when he "HYPOTHETICALLY" accuses you of going for his best friend.
HIM: "You would be a dick if you went for ___."
HER: "We're becoming better friends but we're not a thing."
HIM: "That would be like me going for one of your close friends you realize that, right?"
HER: "Yeah, we're just becoming food friends."
HIM: "Better be all it is."
HER: 'If you HYPOTHETICALLY rape someone, it's not actually rape. Think about it. Get off me, seriously!"
HIM: "Dang, you really set fire to the rain."
HER: "We're becoming better friends but we're not a thing."
HIM: "That would be like me going for one of your close friends you realize that, right?"
HER: "Yeah, we're just becoming food friends."
HIM: "Better be all it is."
HER: 'If you HYPOTHETICALLY rape someone, it's not actually rape. Think about it. Get off me, seriously!"
HIM: "Dang, you really set fire to the rain."
by DecaRoom1732 June 8, 2012

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by iamdtf May 15, 2018
