Grass

Something you should touch.

Person 1: I need to get off the internet and touch grass.
Person 2: what's grass?

by Rei_The_Fox April 9, 2023

Hi Grass

a cute way to say hi, without being boring. when people say hi grass other people think of them as extremely cool people who are so spiffy and not at all soft.

person 1: hi.

Person 2: Hi Grass!!

person 1: omfg!! you are soo spiffy and cute and so much fun !!

by mr.spiffy July 13, 2010

grass

something i need to u touch

dude stop watching hyunjin fan and and go touch some grass

by tojisrighthand April 21, 2022

Grass

A source of life that lives everywhere on earth and also the deadliest weapon against "discord moderators" or any games, only high level chads can touch grass.

Op1 : Go touch grass
Genshin Impact Player : *dies from no social life*

by Holografik November 21, 2021

grass

a person that imparts information from an acquainted party to another party without the former's knowledge.

originates in 'snake in the grass'

"I was ousted from my favourite gym 'cos that grass told one of the trainers I was taking roids"
"damn"
"that grass will pay for this"

by grassius July 14, 2022

Grass Season

The Season that appears every 2 years where you touch grass during the Summer

It's Grass Season! No more games, it's time to touch some grass!

by Beepowashere July 19, 2022

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024