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river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
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Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.
My dad is a huge mud licker
by Mud licker April 19, 2017
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Mud Cunt

It is a woman with short arms.

Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.

She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.

You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
by Sticksy November 9, 2019
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mud dropper

A common terminology for accidentally spewing diarrhea during the sexual act of anal intercourse.
"I had to take the hottest shower after this bitch mud dropped all over my dick!"

"Careful, I heard that chick is a mud dropper."
by the sparrow January 1, 2015
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Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy
by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020
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mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.
Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.
by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017
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mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.
After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.
by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021
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