Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 23, 2006

irish handshake

throwing up when getting a hand job

i totally got an irish handshake and it got all up in her hair.

by hayzus April 30, 2006

Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006

irish hammer

while fucking a girl from behind, perform a double fisted smash into the small of her back.

"I gave Leah the ol' Irish Hammer last night, and that bitch went nuts!"

by SexionVIII November 3, 2006

irish cream

Some of the purest shit you will ever smoke. This is the craziest dank around. HQ shit

I smoked some irish cream with my bros, it was chill.

by burnafterlit October 24, 2010

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009