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Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.
Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!
by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011
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tiny human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.
by You moommy June 10, 2021
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Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)
“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”
by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020
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human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.
That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
by RasSpoa July 24, 2021
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human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.
I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.
by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020
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Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.
My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.
by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022
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meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"
by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020
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