the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

innocent human

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human

person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him

by The Great One :3 February 26, 2018

Human engraving

Human engraving is a term used to talk about self harm in a non explicit way

Arnault : I’m a real human engraving adept !
Here Arnault is in depression and suicidal

by Rimbault November 27, 2021

meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.

"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"

by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)

“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”

by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020