Grass

Something you never felt, similer to a woman

You have never felt grass

by Imnotgoodat_names54 October 9, 2025

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Grass burrito

Another term for joint.

Tommy let's light up this grass burrito.

by Demodogs May 30, 2017

booboo grass

Poor quality weed, particularly weed that is of weak potency and small buds.

"This bag ain't nothing but seeds and stems! Man this some booboo grass."

by kalixko March 18, 2022

On the grass

Something that is below shit

TJ: Hey 2k, How’s my haircut?

2K: Bro it’s on the grass

by Swervooo June 1, 2018

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023