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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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Grapes

Grapes are part of the male body, commonly known as testicles and is more of a slang description . Most people name them With the word balls
When I think of a hot woman my grapes produce cum
by rc9000000000000000000 July 18, 2020
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grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok
person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?
by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021
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Grape

I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it
do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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Grape

Kitty is the grape. Shes is a grape. Purple like a grape. I made her that way. She is- a grape. :)
by Dadæ pig June 16, 2021
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Sparky Grape

Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.
Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!
by JSnow7J November 6, 2019
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