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Fucktard

The person reading this. Usually used as an insult but to you, a simple fact of life. xx
Person a: Hi! Go fuck yourself you inbred scum.

Person b: Would you stop being such a fucktard.
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Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023
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Fucktard Asscrack

Someone so stupid, so dumb, so wrong in everything they do and say, that this is the closest way you can describe them, but even then, this still can't describe their full stupidity.
Daniel: Dude, OJ obviously didn't commit those murders.
Harold: You are a Fucktard Asscrack.
by DatBass2 October 5, 2020
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Fucktard

a fucktard is used in an endearing manner to describe someone you know. they are often annoying, although you still love them. they are also often stupid and don’t think properly, so this term is used to give them a reality check.
Karen, stop being a fucktard.🤦 ♀️
by phat ho October 15, 2019
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FUCKTARD

A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.
fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!

US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!

Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!

US: FUCKTARD!
by 2200 4 Life December 3, 2013
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Fucktard

This guy is a complete Fucktard to believe his wife isn't cheating on his stupid ass
by Paulee P February 26, 2018
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