im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

football food

Anything buffalo

You eat football food at a football game

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

football add

a friend request on facebook

basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.

charming

girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.

by lalalalala face June 5, 2011

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014