Mud Flaps

What you call your balls after getting Nut Mud.

"She blew it all over my mud flaps."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

Flap Juice

The ooze that builds up on each corner of the mouth of that creepy neighbor that talks to much and prevents you from getting anywhere on time.

I ran into Mr Smith today and after an hour of him telling me about his cats urinary tract infection, I couldn't keep my eyes off his flap juice. spit gross

by Seadoochrissy March 19, 2013

Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.

My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.

by Thenig187 September 06, 2017

mud flap

When you take a shit and it gets on on your nuts. It looks like a muddy tire flap.

I got explosive diarrhea last night and ended up getting a nice mud flap.

by tennessee tophat November 04, 2015

Happy Flaps

A particularly lippy vagina.

Dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps around my ears last night.

Why don't you go play with your grandmothers happy flaps.

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.

"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".

by haynah September 17, 2005

Flap your trousers

A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.

Flap your trousers already and let's get to the pub

by Billybrice December 13, 2019