69 Feeling Fine

The feeling that you get when shit leaves your asshole.

"wow, i am goddamn 69 Feeling Fine"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

Feeling Froggy

"Feeling Froggy" usually means that you feel Horny. It's used by People like Tigger, who is obviously very not okay.

For example;
"Aye mate are you Feeling Froggy?"

by Charliebug February 18, 2019

Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008

After Gym Feeling

The disgusting feeling that you get after gym or any sport or physical activity

I went so hard in gym today and won it for our team, but it wasn't worth it because I got the after gym feeling.

by sacksman May 2, 2011

Feeding the Monkey

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).

Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"

by BRIAN BERRY!!!!!!! AKA saladfingers... June 29, 2007

Feeling Small

When a boy, usually in Puberty, feels like he has a small penis. This is usually caused by the boys locker room or awkward moments at camp.

Boy 1: "Ugh! I am feeling small today."

Boy 2: "Why?"

Boy 1: "Because after Gym, in the Locker room, I saw Henry's dick and it was huge. And now I am feeling small."

Boy 2: "Wow that's gay..."

by Pfiz34294848 August 27, 2010

I Can’t See My Feelings

I can't see my feelings
Open my eyes
I can't see my feelings
Open a pair of eyes

I can't see my feelings
Keep them behind
I just keep on reeling
Running back down the line

I I I I I I I I
Oh oooh
A weight like a stone
Uuuuuuum um um um um, hey

Oh, I can't stand that screaming
Don't even try
Music fans some feelings
It'll be tell me why

Oh oh
Now now now

I can't stop that feeling
Showing me why
Man I love that feeling
Yeah, blowin' me right through the sky

Ah, Whew! Hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey
Oh, listen to what she says
If it's good, it's nice

I Can’t See My Feelings

by Death Menace January 5, 2023