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Cayden Clark is an elephant he made the ground shake so bad the world fucking collapsed
by Hi Brian_122508 February 19, 2020
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Elephant Trunk Trifecta

A homoerotic sexual technique involving four males, in which the central performer satisfies all three of his partners simultaneously. He accomplishes this via the following strategy. Partner 1 sits atop his shoulders in reverse straddle position, with his penis inserted orally. Partner 2 is held mid-air around the waist (doggy style) while maintaining anal penetration. Partner 3 lays down flat on his back while the central performer proceeds to squat down onto his awaiting erection. Thus, the alpha stud is penetrated both orally and anally by studs 1 & 3, while simultaneously providing rear-end service to stud 2.
Mikey and Ken had been Eiffel Towering handsome young studs for years. But as his carnal desires grew stronger, Mikey decided that just one stud wasn’t enough, and he certainly didn’t want to share with Ken anymore. One night he went out to the club and brought home three young guys…college age stallions just bursting with pent up desire. Mikey didn’t want anyone to feel excluded from his affection. In a pround display of homoerotic prowess, he proceeded to service all three studs simultaneously by performing the fabled Elephant Trunk Trifecta!
by Kent Wade July 10, 2020
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Elephant Trunk

When you fuck a girl/guy with a strap-on dildo on your face
by Brozinga2 July 11, 2020
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Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011
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Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs
So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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