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summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.
I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!
by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017
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dragon uppercut

awesome powermove flying uppercut done by Ryu on streetfighter.
*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
by Andrew T in New Mexico December 17, 2008
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Ender Dragon

The strongest mob in Minecraft. Probably the best XP source you will find in Minecraft, if you exclude Herobrine.
A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.

B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.

A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.
by MagicCreeper November 24, 2019
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Dragon Spit

After I was done masturbating I had dragon spit on my hand
by halldale students December 2, 2010
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Dragon's breath

When you light a fart into the intake of your friends C-pap mask when he or she is sleeping.
Someone must have lit a fart in my C-pap's air intake because I woke up with dragon's breath.
by twill176 August 15, 2017
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Mangy Dragon

The Mangy Dragon is the best sex maneuver to ever be invented! It involves snorting hot sauce, grabbing the hair of your victim, yanking their head back as you stuff your nose in their butt hole and trying to blow your nose with their "back door."

This maneuver was first done by Asians in the early dragon years. It was first done with wasabi but tobasco sauce is more commonly used today.

It is called a mangy dragon because it makes both parties feel worn out or "Mangy" and it makes the person doing it feel like they're shooting fire out of their nose. it's commonly compared to feeling like a dragon.
Tom: "Hey Steve! I heard you gave that girl a Mangy Dragon last night!"

Steve: "Fuck yeah I did! my nostrils still burn from the wasabi I used!"

Tom: "Steve! do you know how incredibly dangerous it is to use wasabi? they outlawed it's use for a reason!"

Steve: "Yeah, but she was a yellow so I wanted to go old school on her!"
by NakedRainbow August 18, 2011
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Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
by man of ass June 23, 2010
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