*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
by Andrew T in New Mexico December 09, 2008
John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
by Milt the Stilt March 25, 2010
During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
by man of ass June 21, 2010
by twill176 August 15, 2017
When you make a beak shape with your hand, put tobasco sauce on said beak, and shove that in someones mouth/b-hole
by thelordonhisknees April 07, 2011
The strongest mob in Minecraft. Probably the best XP source you will find in Minecraft, if you exclude Herobrine.
A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.
B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.
A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.
B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.
A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.
by MagicCreeper November 24, 2019
This defines when someone uses the bathroom.
by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017