a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
Get the real computer guymug. by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
Get the Computermug. a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.
father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
Get the computer illiteratemug. When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
Get the Poor Computingmug. the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
by bigmanchad May 18, 2023
Get the derrens computermug. 
When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
Get the Computerized Possessionmug.