boob

A person that has no control over crying

I acted like such a boob at her wedding

by Dudcan123 November 29, 2016

Boob chart

A chart showing pictures or illustrations of a wide variety of breasts, varrying in size and shape, or even nipple size. Can be used to sort females into groups, as a party icebreaker (provided persons at party can take a good joke), as a referance for drawing or painting, or to compare the wide variety of breasts that there are. Usually created and used for comedic purposes.

Guy1: Look at all the babes at this party!
Guy2: Yeah, man! Gotta pull up the boob chart on Google images to sort these girls out!
Guy3: Nah, we should make one of our own using pics of 'em!
Girl: You guys are such pervs!

by TheManWithTheGoldenSun October 28, 2009

Boob Chop

When a girl does not know when to shut her trap, or upsets another with her words, she is cruisin, for a bruisin...on her boob.

How to Boob Chop:

extend arm with force toward her chest. then shout "BOOB CHOP!" and watch her fall to the ground.

bitch wont know what hit her.

Latoya: "Hey Tonya, you have a huge ass. Lay off the oreos, your ass is so huge, it can be seen from space, and my momma says that you have a huge ass too, and your ass......"

Tonya: "Bitch, Please.....::arm motion:: BOOB CHOP!"

Bitch falls to the ground.

Success.

by Mad Dagger April 13, 2010

satellite boobs

when a girls boobs point in two different directions like they are orbiting the girls midsection in different directions.

dude, that girls boobs looked hot till she got naked. they were freakin satellites

by bones May 13, 2005

dude boobs

male breasts; usually occuring from overeating, working out, or illegal supplemant usage

I'd like to titfuck those dude boobs.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

boob shark

a fab black and white blogger by the name of emilie on tumblr.com

wow you're blog is almost boob shark good job

by emilinaluna September 22, 2013

gopher boobs

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up

by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007