Zoey Alexis Baker Markland

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.

Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!

by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020

Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

by delusional in TX January 8, 2012

Pull a Hannah baker

Get a coffee because she used to drink a lot of it

Hey you wanna do something

Yea how about we pull a Hannah baker

by Bugdyjnb June 6, 2020

D-bager

Someone who lives in gay Darien where every single blonde bimbo girl has STDS. All the guys think that they are the "fucking man!" and all the girls will blow you for coke...pretty sweet town

New Canaan kicks Darien's ass in everything..even cheering which is pretty pathetic

DARIEN GIRLS HAVE STDS HOO RAHH HOO RAHH

by Darien can suck my left nut July 20, 2008

Baker's Fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.

Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.

I don't give a Baker's Fuck.

by Ash104 May 1, 2011

Collin Baker

A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.

John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away

by Drews222 March 18, 2015

baker clone

A kind of skater or poser that wears emerica shoes has a baker deck and wears nixon watches or leather wrist bans.

HAhahhaha look at that stupid baker clone

by Jake, Adam, Noah, Greg July 28, 2005