French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 1, 2017

Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”

Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.

by IAmVeryActiveInBean’sServer June 15, 2021

Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010

Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

by titfink October 30, 2011

jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019