jew hole

A term commonly known to refer to taylor niffons (noahs girlfriend) vagina as a reference to how jews use it for sexual pleasure. A nashvillian rabbi blessed taylors vagina to make it kosher so all of the jews can eat it.
Jews love Taylor's jew hole.
by The Bearen Junge September 07, 2010
Get the jew hole mug.

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
by DinglePipe August 01, 2017
Get the crispy jew mug.

Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.
My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom
by Duckwhore November 03, 2020
Get the Skybustin’ Jew mug.

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew
No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.
by Deeznuts6828374 September 04, 2017
Get the Snake jew mug.

Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.
I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!
by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009
Get the Jew-Bert mug.

Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
by titfink May 31, 2011
Get the Jew note mug.

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
by Slothfather February 27, 2017
Get the cottonball jew mug.