what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 5, 2023

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

Did a Will

Bring up the fact that you're in a band... again

Ugh, I was on a date and he did a Will

by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 1, 2023

Did a Will

If someone (especially a short, male , brunette with glasses) brings up that he's in a band... AGAIN

Ugh, I was on a date and he did a will... dealbreaker

by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 1, 2023

Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...

Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."

by the one and only, glitch December 15, 2022