The kid who sits next to you in math. He is quiet, but every once in a while he says beautiful things. Like “stop saying you stole my nose I’m trying to work”, and “my day was good thanks for asking”. He always is spaced out or on his phone but that is okay because he is secretly a god at math. He also probably is in the Russian mafia but he is a cool dude so you deal with it. He has two hands and two feet but only one mouth so what planet is he from?
by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Aidan is probably the coolest guy ever. Large penis and pimp as fuck. The amount of women he has fucked is immeasurable. He lost his virginity at the age of 9.
Aidan is the god of all gods. The coolest of all cools.
His favourite food is chicken nuggets and tacos.
He is the son of Keanu Reeves. He inherited his coolness from Keanu.
His only downside is that he has a very large hairy gooch.
Aidan is the god of all gods. The coolest of all cools.
His favourite food is chicken nuggets and tacos.
He is the son of Keanu Reeves. He inherited his coolness from Keanu.
His only downside is that he has a very large hairy gooch.
by TacoNugget69 November 20, 2019

Trumbone player, and LAX player, who absolutely uses Chat GPT on tests. Has no clue what to do in science class but quite kind.
by YYOOOOOOOOOOOoo May 16, 2023

by Sat November 16, 2018

npc. biggest npc you will ever see. Does not understand the reasons hes a bit off but continues to be so anyway. Hard for him to comprehend many things that he does not understand
by sensiblewriter56 June 1, 2022

Aidan is a fucking piece of shit he stinks really ducking bad and his teeth are ginormous.
Fucking gross
Fucking gross
Aidan you’re disgusting
by Laptop123-/1 October 6, 2020

by FirstAid0808 February 25, 2019
