South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

african bic pen

is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.

african bic pen

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

African Jamaican

Kai cenat

kai cenat is so fucking black he isnt even african amercan he is African Jamaican

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023

african cider mill

A sex move in wence a man pisses inside a woman's (or other man's) ass hole and has said person shit it out into their mouth

Man my girl is crazy, she let me have an African Cider Mill. Tasted great.

by ChadTheSimpKing January 11, 2024

African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 10, 2020

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019

African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.

Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.

by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025