Turkey Fetish

Jizzing in the thanksgiving turkey for pleasure!

Why is Michael talking to the turkey? Oh he just has a turkey fetish. Oh...

by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020

albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.

That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.

by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021

swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

churkey turkey

When you cum in a blender and blend it with your cock.

Samuel went to the E.R for doing a churkey turkey.

by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023