Long, hard straight instrument, used for various reasons. Some being penetration others being complete and total pleasure.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
by The wenis master October 26, 2017
Get the rodmug. by jhanley86 February 8, 2019
Get the rod magnetmug. 1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.
2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.
by Mickies November 7, 2017
Get the Pos rodmug. Gay, queer, small chode, U aint got no pancake mix, faggot, ugly pick slut, prick, ash, homo, jb, Likes dick in the but, slut, cunt, whore, pollpuffer, Likes to fuck black 80 year old ladys saggy tits, cant play video games, Sexy (shhhh), fuck me fuck you, very horny, fucks rocket ships, drinks anal leakage, AND i love you TROY!!!! You no i do forever and always <3
by HolyRonster April 26, 2011
Get the Rods for Podsmug. When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009
Get the Chocolate covered rodmug. A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017
Get the white rod in little chinamug.