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Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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Gage is such a simp.
by 69XxShreksterxX69 April 11, 2020
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Andrei Empedrad
Guy 1: Andrei always putting on a show for the hoes man
Guy 2: Fr he’s such a Simp
by c-huss September 24, 2020
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simp- omg, u r such a Sagi
by LIOR67 October 8, 2020
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Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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Simp

A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois
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