Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020

Wrist Waters

An unknown material only owned by Mario, he flexes about it on his rap battle against Sonic as shown in the documentary: Mario vs Sonic - Cartoon Rap Battles made by Calobi Productions and in the phrase "wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck" you can see Mario is showing his dominance

Mario: "Wrist Waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck"
The Crowd: Holy shit that was a great roast

by bread-dealer March 15, 2021

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

Water Climax

When you are fully satisfied when drinking water, Basically when u dont drink enough u wanna drink more.

FUCK, I DIDNT HIT WATER CLIMAX IM SO PISSED.

by MxthicalUrbans December 30, 2020

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012