Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered

Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020

Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

International Wanker

Ben fan no dick

Wow he's an international wanker

by Kane Stockdale July 19, 2020

Pod Wanker

A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.

Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.

by Oooo weeee August 2, 2020

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020

Wanker

Someone who is very annoying,

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying

by NewcastleLad55 August 6, 2020

Wankers

Everton FC

We’re playing against the wankers

by 61825392363829364729264 June 4, 2020