it be what it be

a rephrasement of "it is what it is" meaning "that's how it is" and can be used in order to sound rude or annoying.

Linda: "so, your not gonna take me home? i have to walk?"
Mark: "sorry, bitch. it be what it be"

by poiuytrewqfgh March 17, 2008

what had happend was

Commonly used in the black community as a way of telling somebody that something, most likely not good, had happend

Dude: Im fin to go to da store.

Girl: Damn nigga what took you so damn long

Dude: You see, what had happend was this crackhead came in da store and rob that arab that work the register.

Girl: Nigga please!

by DJ Lotto September 11, 2009

What the Hay?

Same as "what the hell" or "what the heck." Hugely popular in Britain. Hay is not a cuss like hell, its more on the level of heck. negative connotation.

What the Hay?
What is wrong with you?!
or
What the Hay are you doing?!

by bilbodobby March 1, 2011

What up Doe!?

1. Greeting to someone. A way of saying "hey what's up?" origniated in Detroit.

2. Can be used as a term of aggression to entice someone into a fight or altercation; Bring it on...

1. Guy sees his buddy and greets him with " What up Doe?"

2. Guy 1 walks into a bar with the mean mug, staring at guy 2. Guy 2 throws up both hands and says "What up Doe!?"

by Most_ill December 5, 2009

What comes around goes around

A person's actions, whether good or bad, will often have consequences for that person.

You kick a dog in the morning. Later that night a rabid dog bites you in the ass and you die of rabies. The neighbor who saw you kick his dog says: What comes around goes around.

by Supercords July 18, 2012

what are you up to?

what are you doing?

"what are you up to?""what are you up to for today bro?"

by dan$89 April 2, 2009

thats what she said

"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:

"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.

innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.

by photeman December 3, 2005