Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

That thing under your pants

just whatever is under there

what is that Thing under your pants

by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016

Several People Under the Hill

Several males in the room feeling horny for the same girl but won't advance to her out of respect for each other.

Samantha: Why are those guys at the corner of room laughing at the same joke about someone.

Jhane: "Several People Under the Hill"

Samantha: Ah, gotcha.

by SilenceIsMyMiddleName November 27, 2018

under chat

Under Chat is program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can preform all of the buggery their heart's desire.

Mike-"Did you hear that Jake is going through Under Chat?!"

Ethan- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program."

by Gay unicorn October 23, 2018

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018

the down under

Sex position where the woman lies on her back with her head tilted back 90 degrees (ie. on the edge of a mattress) allowing her partner full access to fuck her throat .

I gave that slut The Down Under until her hair was soaked in spit !!

by Hbatty September 3, 2017