winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing.

Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"

Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"

Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."

by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

Bi-winning

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...

Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"

"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"

"I've got tiger blood!"

"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011

Win

Win is the hottest person you’ll ever meet he often thinks girls are weird and has weird relationships with friends he has a huge dick and girls obsess over him his personality is amazing and laugh he has the best hair eyes nose and everything about him is perfect if u ever meet a win don’t loose him

Bo:I wanna fuck her but my penis is small
Win:well I get to cause I have a huge dick

by Win Newman April 30, 2022

Winning

Having everything enough or completely your way you want and or need.

Or ahead of the competition

Im winning everyday nobody can stop me.

by Wakandaman247 July 22, 2025

bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

Winning

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.

Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019