Uncle Horchata

Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.

My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head

by Dick feather June 2, 2018

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

uncle randall

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.

Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.

by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

Uncle Biden

An individual of certain ethnic groups, who believes selling out their fellow ethnic constituents for political lies and propaganda for their own gain.

"Aww man that Haw-keen jeffro is a real Uncle Biden.. He told me I would be a movie star 10 years ago if I would believe his b.s rhetoric." " Yea man that Adam Krappinger, is trying to pull an Uncle Biden right now !! I would watch out"

by mjp9348 May 26, 2023

Uncle Jerry

An Uncle Jerry is opposite of Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jerry is a white man who is a sellout and a race traitor to his own kind. He hangs out with the blacks and dresses and behaves like them with the hood-hip hop culture. He has the Nword pass given by his black homies and constantly calls his own kind Cracka. He is always submissive to the Black people and loves kissing the Black man's ass.

Mike is an Uncle Jerry as he is always Tyrone's lackey and acts like his right hand man. He constantly shouts at random white people, cracka despite being white himself. He always speaks in the hood accent and is completely blackwashed.

by Carl_Johnson April 7, 2023

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021