Another way to say, " I have to go poop." Another way to say, "{I have to go make a bowel movement}."
1) " I have to go blast some coco puffs."
2) " I have some {coco puffs} I have to go get wet, I'll be back in a jiffy."
3) " I had some major coco puffs this morning when I woke up."
4) "It's not {poop}, it's coco puffs."
2) " I have some {coco puffs} I have to go get wet, I'll be back in a jiffy."
3) " I had some major coco puffs this morning when I woke up."
4) "It's not {poop}, it's coco puffs."
by MessAnger September 24, 2014

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023

A very fat vagina.
by luna brown November 22, 2011

The act of repeatedly puffing on a cigarette in quick succession such that a cloud of smoke forms around your face.
First, hold the cigarette between your teeth without clenching too hard - any legit smoker knows not to bite the filter and impair it's function by distorting it's shape. Then, close your lips around the filter and suck in. Then, puff out all of the resulting smoke without inhaling any of it. Repeat these two steps very quickly. The end of the cigarette will light up like a candle, and a cloud will form around your face.
- A study from 2019 revealed that men who routinely Indian Puffed had, on average, three times as much testosterone as those who did not.
- "Indian" in reference to American Indians, not the one's that live in India.
- An amusing term, albeit a dated one that might get you in trouble if you say it around the wrong people.
First, hold the cigarette between your teeth without clenching too hard - any legit smoker knows not to bite the filter and impair it's function by distorting it's shape. Then, close your lips around the filter and suck in. Then, puff out all of the resulting smoke without inhaling any of it. Repeat these two steps very quickly. The end of the cigarette will light up like a candle, and a cloud will form around your face.
- A study from 2019 revealed that men who routinely Indian Puffed had, on average, three times as much testosterone as those who did not.
- "Indian" in reference to American Indians, not the one's that live in India.
- An amusing term, albeit a dated one that might get you in trouble if you say it around the wrong people.
Check out Robbie dude, he's Indian puffing that thing.
Only real men know how to Indian puff
(female voice) babe you turn me on when you do that Indian Puff thing
Only real men know how to Indian puff
(female voice) babe you turn me on when you do that Indian Puff thing
by UrbanBeautyLingoPlug January 6, 2025

This is the OG definition: Suck it up. Too bad, so sad. The effort is rough and tough. If you're complaining or questioning if it can be done, you are the cream puff.
LUKE: Master, moving stones around is one thing, this is totally different. YODA: Rough, tough, cream puff.
by VandoVanVanningham May 2, 2025

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.
by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

Why is Jamie hanging out with us if she is just going to puff everyone?
Yo, I tried to ask your friend Jamie something, but she totally puffed me.
I am tired of Jamie puffing me every time I see her.
Yo, I tried to ask your friend Jamie something, but she totally puffed me.
I am tired of Jamie puffing me every time I see her.
by iambumfights May 16, 2011
