gusher cap

A futile attempt to block a torrential flow of anything- such as the BP oil gusher. It just keeps flowing out no matter what you do.

Guy at party #1 "Man that guy just will not shut up about all his supposed sexual exploits, big investment dividends, rich friends, blah blah blah... I bought him a beer and tried to change the subject but he just keeps going."
Guy #2 "You bought him a beer? Nice gusher cap, dude!"

by kcufdaeh July 3, 2010

cap crew

a group of friends who eat unhealthy after working out, spend all their money on food, and either simp of pimp ... no in between.

the cap crew walked to get bagels after soccer practice

by shabdys February 16, 2021

Strawberry Cap

Another word to furtherly degrade Gingers.

Man: Hey, that's one ugly ginger.
Ginger: Stop it!
Strawberry Cap: I slam the ham to hentai :'(

by Bjarni December 9, 2008

I Cap

Is said when retarded child is trying to imply that he is Captain America

Timmy (retard) : Heyyyy guys I cap

Rodger: Ok

by HoopingCricket February 4, 2023

Caps Lock

When someone just won't stop capping.

Adam: I ate 12 ghost peppers, fucked your mom, AND got 20 Fortnite dubs in a row last night!
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.

by ChefJared April 20, 2022

Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Kizzy Capping

This is a term used when someone is capping so hard, that they must add the kizzy to the front to show just how unlikely the situation is.

"I like totally just rizzed up your daughter Mr. White," said Jesse. "Nah fam, you is definitely kizzy capping rn, said Walter."

by Lilzachx February 4, 2023