Initial Blast

When dropping a deuce, turd, or shit, the Initial Blast is the first bit of shit to come out into the toilet. Mostly used to define explosive diarrhea shits, the Initial Blast can range from one turd to a whole toilet bowl full of turd.

Dude I went to Buffalo Wild Wings today and when I got home I had to shit so bad. The initial blast required 2 flushes to get it all down.

by Browneson April 19, 2008

gutteral blast

While a male ejaculates on a females face, he projects gutteral vocals or "screaming" or "pig squealing" at her.

"Dude, I scared the living shit out of my girlfriend when I gutteral blasted her last night."

by The Big Guns Upstairs May 11, 2008

finger blasting

using ones fingers during a time of war, to murder those against him. Usually containing potent cheese that kills the person through its stench

Finger blast them men

by shizzy October 30, 2003

cock blast

1. a person that is worthless to the world, and should be gotten rid of.

2. a roller coaster in Arkansas.

"Man, that Corey Shultz is a real cockblast."

"Hey, lets go ride the Cockblast."

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

Baja Blast

The act of ejaculation on a stranger/ loved one in public proceeded by suicide via gunshot to the head directed at the target of the initial blast.

"Did you hear? Phil Baja Blasted all over his Mom.. Can't believe he's dead..."

"Duuuuude"

by crisco_king420 December 31, 2015

face blast

when skiing copios amounts of powder snow its common for the light powder to fly up into the air and blast ones face.

Andrea was skiing a steep powder covered slope while on ski vacation. When returning to the lodge she exclaimed the snow was so deep I had multiple face blasts.

by powderskiutah March 12, 2011

Finger-blasted

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.

"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"

by What a Jock! August 24, 2014