Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

McDonald’s

A fast food joint that makes me want to throw up every single goddamn time:) (IM TALKING TO YOU HOT N’ SPICY!)
But it’s delicious. But not as delicious as Truland Burgers And Greens. oh yeah let me get inside you turkey burger😩😩
ahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaHhha

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BIG MAC CASSANDRA?! I WANT IT NOW. McDonald’s AINT SHIT

by Yooo*☆♪ April 10, 2023

McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024

McDonald’s

Hot garbage

It’s hot but it’s garbage tho. It’s McDonald’s

by @thee_averi April 25, 2022

Finlay McDonald

Finlay McDonald loves playing online football games to make up for how bad he is at them in reality. This person will also compete in many competitions against children younger and brag that they are very good at what they are doing.

Finlay McDonald is competing against children again
FINLAY McDonald STOP PLAYING FIFA ALL THE TIME

by Oxford Dixshonary June 1, 2021

Billy Mcdonald

Fat fuck who loves to shit on facetime

That guy is such a Billy Mcdonald

by anonymous October 29, 2020